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dreamshark ([personal profile] dreamshark) wrote2007-01-13 02:52 pm

The Lizard Meme

I made up a meme! All by myself! It goes like this:

You are walking through Kiosk City at the Mall of America when you come upon a man-sized green lizard capering in front of a kiosk giving passersby high-fives and low-fives. What do you do?

a) Give the lizard a high-five.

b) Chuckle appreciatively and keep on walking.

c) Without even noticing you're doing it, stop dead, back up a few steps, and detour around the other side of the kiosk. Ask yourself, "Why did I just do that?" Answer yourself, "Oh, right. Because there's a giant f----ing lizard over there." Keep on walking, slightly faster.



If you answered C you are me.
If you answered A or B you are somebody else.

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