Physicians weigh in on health care proposals

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to 
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the 
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, 
Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists 
could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic 
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were 
pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the 
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the 
assholes in Washington.

My iTouch is here!

Plugged it in and transferred a few of my favorite music folders from iTunes.
That's not really important at the moment - I bought this device primarily as a PDA. So now I have to figure out how to transfer 12 years worth of Palm Address Book to the iTouch.