(your name is) mud.

[dreamshark]

HERE'S THE MEME
Directions: Type "(your name) is" , (with the quotes) into a Google search, cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt google shows you, don't click the link
and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) is".

AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN I TRY IT. I'm sure that others have had more encouraging results with their names.

Sharon Is Up To No Good.
Sharon is loosing control.
Sharon is correct, partly.
Sharon is going to destroy this place.
Sharon is anything but ‘courageous.’
Sharon Is 'War Criminal.
Sharon is a brutal thug and land-grabber.
Sharon is not Charles de Gaulle.
Sharon is the perfect exemplar of the violent Israeli.
(Bush Is from Mars) Sharon is from Venus.
Sharon is careening very fast into a fix undreamt of two weeks ago.
Sharon is uncomfortable about proceeding.

Comments

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

The second line is a classic example of why bad spellers occasionally drive me batshit - is Sharon losing control (probably against her will), or is Sharon loosing control (presumably very much what she wants to do).

And I'm very glad to hear that you're not Charles De Gaulle.

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

The real Sharon would never, of course, be caught dead "loosing" control. Losing control and then loosing the dogs of war, maybe. Most likely in response to some pet peeve spelling error.

Try again with full name

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

hmmm, doing it that way makes me appear far more civilized. Civilized almost to the point of boring, in fact. My namesakes seem to be a hard-working, earnest and over-educated granfalloon.

Sharon Kahn is a teacher who moved from New York to Israel in 2002.
Sharon Kahn is recognized as one of the country’s top publicists for American independent and foreign films.
Sharon Kahn is undertaking a "minor" research project on women's counselling needs.
Sharon Kahn is our bookkeeper.
SHARON KAHN is the guest at the monthly Sisters in Crime meeting.
Sharon Kahn is Lecturer of English at the State University of New York in New Paltz.