Dadaist Vandals Strike!

[dreamshark]

Woke up this morning, stumbled outside to get the paper, and discovered that my front lawn was covered with cutesy lawn ornaments. Huh? Go back inside, come out again. They're still there. Two little poodle cutouts. A ceramic kid sitting in a wheelbarrow, fishing. An adorable little ceramic couple cuddling on a tiny bench with baroque ornamentation. Another little ceramic kid on the steps. No yard butts, thank God. Woke up Richard and made him go down and look. He saw them too - apparently I'm not hallucinating. Amber (who arrived home from Germany) came wandering downstairs complaining about the racket from a nearby tree-trimming crew. Yup, she sees them too, and no, she has no idea where they came from. Weird. Very weird.