Dadaist Vandals Strike!

[dreamshark]

Woke up this morning, stumbled outside to get the paper, and discovered that my front lawn was covered with cutesy lawn ornaments. Huh? Go back inside, come out again. They're still there. Two little poodle cutouts. A ceramic kid sitting in a wheelbarrow, fishing. An adorable little ceramic couple cuddling on a tiny bench with baroque ornamentation. Another little ceramic kid on the steps. No yard butts, thank God. Woke up Richard and made him go down and look. He saw them too - apparently I'm not hallucinating. Amber (who arrived home from Germany) came wandering downstairs complaining about the racket from a nearby tree-trimming crew. Yup, she sees them too, and no, she has no idea where they came from. Weird. Very weird.

Comments

[allegro133.livejournal.com]

Please Tell Amber I miss her.
This is Heather in Calif.

[daedala.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that's so...weird.

Is someone trying to drop a hint about your landscaping?

[serendipoz.livejournal.com]

Think of it as an advertizement for game night - or programming at M39.

Or reverse garden troll napping.

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

Very Odd. Maybe someone wants to assert his/her tastes in decor throughout the neighborhood and is using your lawn for a launching pad.

[pameladean]

How bizarre.

I was just admiring your lovely boulevards from the other side of 40th Street last night. I didn't see any yard ornaments then. I really think they are, hm, not painting the lily, more like plasticizing it.

Pamela