Jurassic World - my review

[dreamshark]

Had me a raptor and her name was Blue,
But never forget she's a predator too.
Old Blue never do me any harm,
But this morning she ate my boss's arm.

Hey, Bluuuu-uuu-uuee,
You're a predator too.

Now Blue's the leader of the raptor pack,
And whatever they hunt ain't comin' back.
Heard the raptors hiss and I ran to see,
They was chasin' a critter as big as a tree.

Hey, Bluuuu-uuu-uuee,
You're a predator too.

Old Blue's a credit to her sex,
Decided to bag an Indominous Rex.
Indominous Rex is fierce as a lion,
Sent those velociraptors flyin'.
They fought that monster right down to the shore,
Thank God the park had a Mosasaur.

Hey, Bluuuu-uuu-uuee,
Bit off more'n you c'd chew.

Blue's raptor pack all died with a hiss,
Thank God for parthenogenesis.
Hope Blue comes back with her babies too
When it's time for Jurassic World Two.

Hey, Bluuuu-uuu-uuee,
You old predator, you.

Comments

[vanaabegra.livejournal.com]

Awesome