The Lizard Meme

[dreamshark]

I made up a meme! All by myself! It goes like this:

You are walking through Kiosk City at the Mall of America when you come upon a man-sized green lizard capering in front of a kiosk giving passersby high-fives and low-fives. What do you do?

a) Give the lizard a high-five.

b) Chuckle appreciatively and keep on walking.

c) Without even noticing you're doing it, stop dead, back up a few steps, and detour around the other side of the kiosk. Ask yourself, "Why did I just do that?" Answer yourself, "Oh, right. Because there's a giant f----ing lizard over there." Keep on walking, slightly faster.



If you answered C you are me.
If you answered A or B you are somebody else.

Comments

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

I'm in the (b) camp, too. That is, assuming that it's not an actual man-sized lizard but instead an actual man in a lizard costume.

(If there were a man-sized lizard high-fiving people at the MOA, I think I'd be running in the other direction.)

B

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

Yes, I would make that same distinction.