No wonder my purse was so heavy

[dreamshark]

I just found a paperweight in it!

Comments

Paperweight

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Um, why?

B

Re: Paperweight

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

How should I know?

Re: Paperweight

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Are you implying the paperweight has a mind of its own? Hmm...

Re: Paperweight

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

You're a woman after my own mind.

You can't have it.

Re: Paperweight

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait.

Maybe it is my mind.

Re: Paperweight

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

I assumed you put it there.

B

Re: Paperweight

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[vgqn.livejournal.com]

LOL!

LOL!

[mizzlaurajean.livejournal.com]

See this is what I'm sayin!

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

Could'a been worse--could'a been the Lindberg baby.

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

Mebbe it is. It looks like a small petrified hippopotamus. Which is probably a reasonable approximation of what the Lindberg baby would look like by now.

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

Shall I call the Smithsonian, or do you wanna?

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

How on earth did it get in there? (It wasn't deliberate, was it?)

[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

See comment to minnehaha.

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

I suspect a conspiracy. It was deliberately planted there by someone who wanted you to be caught with a petrified hippopotamus in your possession. I suspect someone who frequently calls for 'The Hippopotamus Song' at filk circles.