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Oops. Meant to post this earlier. Another Southwest Journal has arrived on my doorstep since [personal profile] minnehaha 's article on Minneapolis policing appeared. I have a copy in hand because I save them. But even if you don't have the July 9-22 issue in hand, you can read it online. And you really should, especially if you live in Minneapolis. First, because it is extremely relevant to what's going on right now. And also because it's really fun to read, starting with a typically great minnehaha lead line: "In the history of corrupt Minneapolis city politics and terrible policing, every local historian’s lodestar is Albert Alonzo Ames, four-time Minneapolis mayor." Who doesn't love another story about the notorious Doc Ames? Not to mention the entire uproarious era of Gilded Age politics, which is pretty much the only thing that can make today's political atmosphere seem kind of tame by comparison. 

But what really struck me about this article was a little background detail that was not particularly stressed. In the course of the decade or so covered by this story, the portion of the Minneapolis City Charter that deals with the question of "who controls the police" was amended twice, and clearly at least one more time before Doc Ames's final infamous term to put the mayor firmly back in charge of the police force. And at least once more since then, I assume, since I'm pretty sure that the current charter does not give the mayor enough control to unilaterally appoint his brother as police chief. I take a couple of different things from this. 1) Amending the City Charter is not like calling a new constitutional convention. It's been done many times in the past, and doing it again isn't a life or death matter and 2) The question of who should control the police force is a perpetual problem that nobody has found quite the right solution to. It's not surprising that we are still wrestling with it. 

And that's REALLY what the proposed charter amendment is about. It's not whether the police force should be utterly dissolved and replaced by a corps of social workers. Whatever happens, we'll have some kind of armed law enforcement organization. The question is who should control it: a single (potentially corrupt) elected official, a gang of (potentially blitheringly incompetent) city council members, or some compromise between the two. Clearly, there is not one easy and obvious solution. Personally, I'm in favor of putting the amendment on the ballot, but still haven't decided how I would vote on it. 

[personal profile] minnehaha , I wouldn't mind seeing an entire article on the history of City Charter amendments, but I suppose that's probably too wonky for general consumption. But if you know how many times it's happened, or specifically how many times the policing part of the charter has been changed, I'd love to know. 
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 If WW I WERE A BAR FIGHT   (courtesy of the Internet. Not sure where it started.)
 
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint. 
Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the beer stains on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
 
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
 
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
 
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
 
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain should intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?  Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
 
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
 
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. 
 
Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. 
 
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change. Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
 
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a bar stool, and then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
 
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.

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