Blizzard? What blizzard?
Mar. 16th, 2026 03:20 pm The news feeds on my phone keep talking about the ongoing blizzard in the midwest "including Wisconsin and Minnesota." Maybe out west somewhere? In Minneapolis today (Monday) it is a beautiful winter day of the sort we have had way too few of this year. The sky is blue, the air is still, and sunlight is glinting off pure white snow.
But at least half of the snow that fell on Saturday and Sunday is gone already, which is odd considering that the temps are in the teens. The snowplows had already cleared our side of the street by the time I got up. I re-shoveled the carriage way to the street that the snowplow had filled up and moved the car back to the even side. Then I went out back and finished shoveling the back stairs and a path to the parking pad where we'd put the van. There was only about 5" of snow on top, and most of the snow had already melted off the windows on the south side. The alley is already plowed, so we could actually take the van out if we wanted to. But the streets still have a treacherous bed of ice under the snow, so I'd rather not.
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Need more Internet memes
Mar. 3rd, 2026 02:32 pmGoogle AI found me a few that I don't mind answering, although they are not particularly compelling
- "What's the furthest that you have ever been from another human being?"
- "What is a specific type of weather that triggers a memory you can't quite place?"
- "What non-essential item would you bring to a deserted island?"
- Who is a complete stranger you met once for less than five minutes but still think about years later?
- What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Local protest
Feb. 24th, 2026 10:56 amThanks to a tip from Nico I finally connected with the 40th and Lyndale group. I've seen them now and then when I drive by, but was unable to discern the pattern for when they appear. Turns out is pretty obvious if you are paying attention - they come out every Monday 4:30-5:30 pm. I stopped on my way home from the gym and joined in for the last 20 minutes. It's a sedate and convivial group organized by Judson Baptist. Some very beautiful signs and even a couple of Portland-style inflatables. Now that I know the drill I might go back next Monday.


Oh look. Free Apple Music for 3 months
Feb. 22nd, 2026 02:48 pmOf course not having the most adventurous tastes in music, my first inclination is to listen to some Dylan albums I never got around to buying and that kind of thing.
I really don't like most music, so just random selections aren't going to work. I mostly like folk music (esp but not exclusively trad), old rock and roll, and some country (upbeat and/or clever, not the slow whiny kind). Where should I start? Or should I just stick to old Dylan tracks?
And the moral is... [unfortunately]
Feb. 19th, 2026 11:45 amThe AirPod charging case is the usual elegant Apple design, gleaming and smooth with a nice heft and rounded edges everywhere. It looks great and feels good in your hand. But a flat bottom would have been more practical, so it could sit upright for ease of use. So I rummaged around in my Box of Tiny Boxes and found one that fit perfectly. Cut some cardboard off the flap of a middle-sized box to add a supportive infrastructure, and... voila! Now I can easily plunk the AirPods in and out without having to pick up the case and open the top.
The moral? Don't ever throw anything away. 
I've gone full Apple Cyborg
Feb. 14th, 2026 03:57 pmI ordered them for two reasons. (1) I'm in one of those January back-to-the-gym phases, and I think I would be more motivated to go if I had some way of listening to music that didn't involve being tangled up in tiny white cables and earbuds falling out of my ears. (2) I am contemplating hearing aids, and learned that the latest generation of AirPod has a built-in hearing aid mode. It doesn't seem practical as a permanent hearing aid solution, but it would let me try out hearing augmentation and see if it improved my life at all.
So far I'm impressed with them. To start with... THEY STAY IN MY EARS. I have NEVER found an earbud, wired or wireless, that did that before. And they sound really good.
But the big revelation was how seamlessly my 3 Apple devices work together. Unsurprisingly, the pods can be controlled in multiple ways: manually by fiddling with the little stems, from Phone, or from Watch. What I hadn't expected was that the pods can play music FROM THE WATCH without needing the phone at all! The pods can also do all sorts of unexpected things like measuring heart rate (conferring with Watch to make the reading more accurate) and even serving as a remote control for the iPhone camera. And of course if I want to I can turn now turn myself into one of those annoying people that walk down the street apparently talking to themselves. If I had a more advanced iPhone with Apple Intelligence I could even configure the pods as babelfish to do simultaneous translation in my ear!
The Hearing Aid mode exceeded my (low) expectations, although it remains to be seen whether I will use it much. First it ran a 5-minute hearing test that produced a couple of numbers and a graph that are remarkably similar to the clinical hearing test I had 18 months ago (mild to moderate hearing loss, both ears similar in the lower ranges but left ear takes a deep dive in the upper frequencies). The hearing aid function works surprisingly well at amplifying someone talking to me from another room, but was not particularly helpful in a party setting.
I lost 6 pounds in 5 minutes!
Feb. 8th, 2026 07:45 pm.... by buying a new scale. The one on the right. OMG when did balance beam scales get so HUGE???
So of course instead of tackling the backlog of Important Projects waiting for my attention, I spent a happy hour or two with Google AI trying to answer that question, and figure out just how old that little scale really is.
Well, about 50 years old, it turns out. Not only are these cute little "waist-high" models no longer made, this one is EXTRA SPECIAL! The classy orange-on-black numbers identify it as the premier "High-Visibility" version of Health-O-Meter model 230 (1975-1982). And that funny little bubble-level is actually a high-end feature making the reading more accurate than the usual swinging pointer in the modern one. Well, originally, anyway. It's not terribly accurate now, which is why I bought that ungainly replacement.
But it's a rare Vintage Collectible, G-AI enthused! Sure it weighs 5-6 pounds high, but "to a collector, a 5lb error is just a 'mechanical adjustment' needed. They will love the exterior aesthetics much more than the internal accuracy." So if anybody knows a collector of vintage scales who might like this, please let me know. Or if you want to try fiddling with the innards or rebalancing the arm with a couple of small magnets, it's yours.
G-AI volunteered the following "Adoption Bio" if I want to try listing it on Nextdoor or something:
A tiny life hack for this frigid weather
Jan. 25th, 2026 12:42 pmI’ve been putting a gallon of water in my Instapot, heating it up, and then leaving it on simmer all day in an effort to warm up my very cold kitchen a little bit and get some moisture into the air. It’s still bone dry and cold, but it would probably be even worse without that extra 3 or 4 quarts of warm water vapor
Here's hoping he's right
Jan. 23rd, 2026 01:19 pmOperation Metro Surge, in which more than 2,000 federal agents have arrested undocumented immigrants in Minnesota over the last seven weeks, has become a political disaster for the Trump administration.
The Jan. 7 slaying of Renee Good by an ICE agent was the turning point, of course. And if Republicans lose statewide races this fall as now seems likely, they will look back on that day with the agony they have so far failed to express over her death.
National polls since have shown plummeting support for ICE and for President Donald Trump’s entire approach to immigration. Last week, an Economist/YouGov poll found a sudden surge of support for abolishing ICE. And 61% of respondents in a New York Times/Siena Poll published Friday said ICE tactics had gone too far.
I assume that this generous gift was intended for someone else... but who? What should we do with it? Does anyone know a family in hiding from ICE that could use it?
I joined a Signal group
Jan. 17th, 2026 12:12 pmI find so many supposedly intuitive user interfaces to be incomprehensible.
On the plus side, Richard and I (especially Richard) were tickled to see that the neighbor had named the group "Halloween Hallway".
Anyway, it's pretty easy to message your Congressional delegation, so I did that. They all have comment forms on their websites. I actually did use "Defund Homeland Security" as my subject line, but did a little quick research on how to word the text of my comment so that it was specific and coherent. Here's what I came up with.
Our paper has stopped coming
Jan. 14th, 2026 01:33 pmBut last weekend it just stopped being delivered. Curiously, that means that two different carriers just stopped showing up: the weekend one and the weekday one. When I reported it I got a canned response and credit for the missed papers. But there probably isn't much they can do about it. The paper carriers are probably in hiding from ICE.
Yikes! 18 to 26??? Seriously?
Dec. 6th, 2025 11:49 amApparently this is the big one everybody has been waiting for with bated breath - the Liquid Glass Update. Also the "Apple Intelligence" nonsense, but I don't care about that because it doesn't run on iPhone 13. It looks like they have mashed up the User Interface majorly (boo!) but also introduced an infinitude of opportunities for fiddling with your lock screen and wallpaper options, which I admit that I am powerless to resist.
My iPhone just emerged from a very long update with a cheery Hello! and is sitting there simmering, waiting for me to try to use it. *ulp*
If you just upgraded your iPhone, let me know what you found - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
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ETA: Huh. Changes aren't as big as I expected. I think I actually like the tweaks to the camera and Photos interfaces. The 3D lock screens look cool, but setting home screen wallpaper seems to be broken, so that's kind of a wash. There are apparently sweeping changes to Messages, none of which I understand how to use, but plain old text messages look fine. There's some kind of intrusive new Games App, which seems to be obsessed with tracking every game ever downloaded with my AppleID (90% of which are obsolete toddler games that I was loading onto an old iPad). Disturbingly intrusive and completely useless to me, but at least it's removable (unlike the old Game Center). I'm not sure I even understand what Liquid Glass is, but I don't see much difference anywhere.
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I kept copious notes along the way and promised to send them to a friend who was adjusting to a new computer. So I thought I'd post them here in case anyone else is still in the middle of setting up that new or updated computer. Since Windows 10 support ends tomorrow, I suppose most people are done with this transition. But it's never too late to review your OS settings. And there is good reason to do so with this upgrade.
CUSTOMIZATIONS
- The first thing I always do with a new Windows is put the Computer icon (now called This PC) back on my desktop in the upper left corner. This setting is, as always, well hidden under Personalization -> Themes -> Desktop Icon Settings
- Then I download Chrome and Firefox and disable both Edge and Bing in every possible way. It gets harder with each Windows release to change the default browser setting, but Chrome and Firefox will give you hints on how to do it. Now you have to open Settings->Apps->Default apps, navigate to the browser you want to use, set the default, and then scroll down through every document extension to make sure that the parent setting propagated to all of them.
- PUT THE TASKBAR BACK WHERE IT BELONGS (left-aligned). Personalization->Taskbar->Taskbar Behaviors
- MODIFY SEARCH BOX to search local computer only, not Internet. This is complicated. I used the Group Policy Editor method.
- DISABLE SEARCH HIGHLIGHTS ("suggestion" popup on the side of the Search Box). Settings->Privacy->Search Permissions
- DISABLE constant nagging to link my phone to my Microsoft account. Windows Security -> Settings -> Manage Notifications -> Account protection notifications -> Uncheck "Problems with Dynamic Lock" [note: not in regular Settings app]
- Download PowerToys. I used it to restore the mangled context menu, and to remap the deprecated Apps/Menu key to something useful
- RESTORE WORDPAD (the RTF editor). Did you notice that it was gone? If you care (I DO), you can get it back
- Copy all my saved data files onto the 1 TB hard disk, including my ENTIRE GOOGLE PHOTO ARCHIVE
- Reinstall all my programs from DVD, including a newly purchased copy of Office 2021 (the last version that included Publisher)
There are not a lot. Win11 is probably the most boring OS release in Microsoft history. Even Microsoft couldn't think of anything to brag about except their new centered taskbar with modern rounded corners (a feature that absolutely nobody asked for, and which I immediately disabled). But I did stumble across some obscure new features that I quite like.
- PrintScr key now opens snipping tool instead of capturing both my monitor screens (a feature I have never found useful).
- WIN-ALT-PrintScr New shortcut that snapshots and AUTOMATICALLY SAVES the active window! It's intended for gamers (Microsoft has acquired XBox) but incredibly handy. I remapped the key sequence to the useless Apps/Menu key with PowerToys and LOVE IT
- Bulk File rename Two different versions, simple and advanced! Hidden in the right-click context menu.
- Shortcut to Task Manager on the Taskbar (right-click) in empty space. I think this is just a reversion to Win7 functionality but still good.
- Taskbar can be configured to appear on both monitors, not just the "main" one.
- Microsoft news feed (confusingly renamed "Widgets") can now be edited to remove all the newsfeeds and leave just weather.
- File Explorer UI. Usually I do not appreciate pointless fiddling with the user interface, but I actually do like this better than Win10. I hated that giant ribbon (which I think was introduced in Win10, but is apparently out of fashion now). And clicking next to the truncated file path brings up the full path, highlighted in purple, which I love. I like to know where my files are.
Is something going on at Lake Harriet? I was sitting quietly in the Peace Garden around noon when this helicopter started buzzing back and forth over the north end of the lake and vicinity. There were a lot of people strolling toward the bandshell, some carrying signs.
Someone in that group even greeted me by name but I was on a bike and passed by before I could see who it was. If it was you, “Hi.”
Bad news, good news
Aug. 10th, 2025 01:19 pmBAD NEWS: my beloved old bike was stolen on Thursday from outside a hair salon on Nicollet. It was locked, but not particularly securely - they left the seat behind, chained to an iron bar. I'm not sure why anyone would steal a battered 30-year-old bike that they couldn't even ride away. The bike luggage was certainly more valuable than the bike and would have been easier to steal without the bike attached to it. Hell, the SEAT (which I had just replaced a year ago) was more valuable than the bike, and they left that behind.
Here's a picture of good old Esmeralda from 2021 (without the pricey new bike luggage). She was the first new bike I ever bought and the difference between just riding any old bike that came my way and a bike that actually FIT me was a revelation! I bought her at Erik's Bike Shop, which back in 1995 still carried a variety of bike brands, including Univega. This one was the only one in the shop that felt right. I bought another bike in 2007, because even then I could see that Esmerelda was getting a little weak in the knees, but I kept coming back to her. 
GOOD NEWS. Now I get to buy a new bike! Poor old Esmerelda was really past her prime, but I didn't have the heart to get rid of her, and didn't really have room for more bikes in the shed. So I spent the next two days doing pretty much nothing but bike shopping. As I feared, this has gotten a lot harder in the last 18 years. A lot of bike shops have closed their doors (tragically, including the magnificent worker-owned Hub Bikes on the West Bank). Most of the ones that are left have narrowed their focus to one or two brands, and half of those are e-bikes (looking at you, Erik's). Smaller bike shops mostly do repairs and sell a few kid's bikes, mountain bikes and "comfort cruisers" to the neighborhood. Some of them don't even know what a hybrid bike is (follow the link if you don't know, but are curious). Most of the major brands still carry one hybrid model, but finding even ONE in my size that was actually in a shop available for a test ride was a real challenge.
I spent a lot of time online trying to learn the new terminology and looking for leads. ChatGPT turned out to be surprisingly helpful. If there's anything ChatGPT loves, it is shopping! The guy at Freewheel Richfield was as helpful as he could be without having a single size Medium hybrid bike in stock. Little Tangletown Cycle turned out to have an impressive range of brands along with another friendly and helpful salesperson. But I didn't find quite what I was looking for until ChatGPT sent me off to Mendota Heights to an all-Trek shop I had never heard of (One Ten Cycles). By that time I suspected that my best option was probably one of the bewilderingly variable Trek FX models if I could just find one in my size to try out. And sure enough - a match was made!
minnehaha was right - sometimes you just know.
The Trek Verve had some interesting features, but was too upright with big mushy tires, and just felt cumbersome. The Rolls was a helluva bike for $900, but felt a little too much like I was riding a restive stallion that just wanted to run. The Jamis was okay, but a little too traditional - by that time I was on board with the idea of the new disc brakes and simplified gearing system. But the medium Trek FX just felt balanced and compact and nimble, even with those terrible straight handlebars on it. It's still a Trek, and Trek isn't really happy unless their riders are leaning into their ride, but I feel confident that with an adjustable stem and back-swept handlebar, this little honey will be perfect. The guy at One Ten (David) spent at least 45 minutes combing through product listings on his computer to find me the right combination of stem and handlebar, which they will install when the parts arrive. So I don't have a picture of the final bike, but it should look something like the picture below.
I was wrong!
Jul. 25th, 2025 01:44 pmSilver Sneakers DOES let you join more than one gym at a time, unlike the similar but different Silver and Fit where you have to choose just one. My Medicare Advantage program switched us to Silver Sneakers a couple of years ago, but I just figured out this new wrinkle. So now I can go gym shopping without having to give up the obviously most practical health club choice (YMCA).
So now I am embarking on an exciting new round of Gym Tourism. I've always enjoyed trying out different Y locations, but now I can expand my horizons. On Wednesday I joined LA Fitness and did a little workout at their Richfield location at 65th and Lyndale. Here's my review.
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LA FITNESS RICHFIELD (65th and Lyndale)
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LA Fitness seems to be an unremarkable mid-tier health club with a national footprint and a dozen Twin Cities locations. They accepted my Silver Sneakers ID with no fuss and I was a member within about 5 minutes. The bored young receptionist showed no interest in welcoming me to the club - no offer of orientation session, club hours, class schedules, or even "the locker rooms are over there.". I guess it's all in their phone app (doesn't EVERYBODY have a smartphone?) so no point in using IRL communication tools (like your voice, or even hours posted on the front door). So I just treated it like a video game where you wander around and take in clues from the environment.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
The main room past the front desk houses the exercise machines and a very large weight-lifting area in the back. It is spacious, quiet, cool, and surprisingly uncrowded at 4:30-5pm. The weather outside is unpleasantly hot and sticky, but the A/C is doing a spectacular job in here. There are no TVs hanging overhead, no sounds from the mostly empty side rooms. It feels... restful. There's a cute little juice bar off to the side selling tempting protein-fortified fruit smoothies. There is a large mat room for stretching out, and a full set of exercise machines. There isn't a great deal here that interests me, but it feels like an inviting space, especially on a hot day. I can imagine dropping in here for a short workout and leisurely stretching session and then treating myself to a mango smoothie.
ODDITIES AND DEFICIENCIES
- The stretching spaces are nice and big, but have little to no equipment besides mats. Just a few rollers, one BOSU, a couple of exercise balls. No stretchy bands. No mirrors or stretching bar on the wall.
- There is no walking/running track.
- The space allocation is peculiar. There is one very large group exercise room, an absolutely CAVERNOUS spinning room (empty), and 2 small racquetball courts. It's hard to imagine that this little club could ever muster up a spin class that would come close to filling that room, which looks kind of like a university lecture hall. I would think that some smaller group class rooms would have allowed room for something that might actually get used, like a pickleball court? But what do I know? I have only designed gyms when playing The Sims.
- The pool is clean and new, but small, clearly not intended as a lap pool. So I won't be coming here for swimming.
- The ambience of the workout area is very appealing, especially on a hot day. My home gym is the handy but cramped old Blaisdell Y, where the A/C struggles to keep up with the humidity, so this is a big draw in summer.
- The locker room is fantastic! It's spacious and clean, has nice individual showers and changing cubicles, and the most beautiful lockers I have ever seen in a health club. Look at them! They are twice the width of the usual skinny metal ones, wide enough to hold my bulky gym bag with ease. And they are made of wood - an unexpectedly retro design choice in such a modern building. Oh, and there's a warm, cozy sauna right there in the locker room! Usually only the most expensive clubs have a sauna/hot tub that you can use without having to put on a swimsuit and tromp through the pool area.

The juice bar is adorable, and the smoothies aren't even as over-priced as you might expect. I'd try one of those.
It’s Lake & Bryant Cafe (again). On steamy days like today I sometimes 🚴2 Breakfast here before it gets really hot and treat myself to their amazing breakfast sandwich. This plucky little cafe opened in the heart of the pandemic, and continues to do its part to revive Uptown from the edges inward. It’s never crowded, but doing well enough to expand their hours and menu. Give it a try.